Don't worry I probably hate you anyway. Yeah, Bitch, thats me and my number one babe, Gloria, shaking it on the dancefloor, also known as gloria's living room.
But because you both suck and blow, you're not part of my insane posse, which includes many people, with those big fucking awesome sunglasses. And they're all dramatically emo.
And because I'm a sexy beast, You've probably seen me somewhere in the UK area. It's rather hard to miss the sexiest person on earth. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not actually as interesting as people think I am. And I don't actually want to talk to you, not do I actually like you.
However, I am a dear old thing, at age 19. I'm living in Ireland and I hang out at ministry because I'm sad like that. I love midori illusions and ...alcohol in general. I Pity americans who can't drink unto they're 21.
And I'm pretty sure I could never be your woman.
I worship White Town, Wheatus, The Jackson 5, James Brown, King Missile, The Muse, The Streets, and music in general.